as i was walking home this group of eight year olds thought it would be funny if they all gave me the finger as i approached so i turned around and said “i’m telling your parents you did that” and they all simultaneously burst into tears and begged me not to tell on them.
im not ashamed to say it was the highlight of adult life.
oh my god I misread this as “eighty year olds”
(Source: houselannincester)
It’s scary to know that you could spend days, months, even years getting to know a person, and in the blink of an eye, they could be completely gone.
(Source: skwagger)
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
A few days ago at school I was using the restroom when a few guys came into the restroom arguing loudly in Spanish. I stayed quiet and was going to come out of the stall when they left, but they all stopped yelling at once and knocked on my stall door, speaking Spanish. I said ‘sí’ and they all cheered, I dunno but I think I joined a gang
Just let them go. You’d be doing yourself a favor in the long run. It makes them feel better to feed off of you, knowing you always let them put you down. Whether it’s family or a childhood friend, you have to let go of the toxic people in your life. They’ll only cause more damage. Do what’s right for you, before you wish you done it sooner.
And in that moment I swear I still didn’t give a shit
(Source: sharonosbourne)
